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Florabel Mulvaney — Mon, 20 May 2013 21:15:00 +0000

See all a load of Sasha and Ollie at Abby Winters

Sex At “La Boutique”: It’s A Lingerie Store; It’s Not Like They’re Eating Sandwiches

Gram Ponante — Mon, 20 May 2013 21:00:58 +0000

I don't read other people's porn eviews, because it's like sleeping on dubious sheets. But I did look at the boxocver copy of Digital Playground's "La Boutique," and it provided an excellent summary, complete with italics:

We Meet Again, Maria Fowler’s Nipples

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 20 May 2013 20:30:09 +0000

We're having some intense deja vu with these pictures of a braless Maria Fowler (we call it deja boob), but we definitely haven't ever posted them before. Could it be that all seethrough pictures have the same look? Did we dream of Maria's illuminated tits last night and are feeling the collapse of prophecy and reality into this dimension?

Sienna Miller Beats “Two Jacks” Every Time

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 20 May 2013 20:00:11 +0000

What's a Sienna Miller? It's a pair of boobs lying back on the bed. Don't you know from poker? It's definitely a rare hand--the last time we encountered Sienna was two years ago--but it's an unforgettable one and powerful to boot! Them tits bring the chips.

This Babe Really Knows How To Work Her Angles

Florabel Mulvaney — Mon, 20 May 2013 19:15:03 +0000

Near any BJ is a good one in our book, but we truly appreciate a body getting clever with them. This lady is treating this dick to a nice Cirque du Soleil of blow technique, and it's got us wanting to pull off some acrobatics of our own.

The Optimist Says Adriana Chechik Is “Pretty.Dirty 6″

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 20 May 2013 19:00:08 +0000

The pessimist, however, will say that Adriana is sort-of SFW. The pessimist is not welcome here. We want readers who can see the filth despite the dainty, people who know that a leg warmer is just another phallic symbol, that everything on the screen is a phallic symbol! Our ideal reader sees gangbangs wherever they go. It's a burden, but it's also a blessing.

“Things To Do Before You’re 30″: Fuck-It List, Not Bucket List

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 20 May 2013 18:30:20 +0000

Sex in the back of a car? Check. Steamed up windows? Check (way to complete your "Titanic" fantasies, too). Interrupted by friends? You betcha. Only one person orgasms? Yes! You did it! You're officially ready to be an adult now; stress about auto insurance will prevent you from ever again fucking in the backseat.

When Lad Mag Meets Fashion Mag

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 20 May 2013 18:00:35 +0000

What's the difference between a lad's mag model and a topless fashion model? Nothing! If you were looking for a punchline, there isn't one; there's nothing but gorgeous lad's mag regulars strutting their stuff with a different style for i-D magazine. It's a refreshing way to ogle Rosie Jones, Lacey Banghard, Sabine Jemeljanova, and others!

Just A Simple Strap-On Ass Fucking

Pervertically Virtuous — Mon, 20 May 2013 17:30:54 +0000

I thought how I wanted to fuck his ass with the larger dildo, the thick black monster cock. I was too deep in the moment and too lazy to actually do the switch, but that thought brought me to the edge. I put my right hand underneath my harness and started rubbing, while I used my left hand to push him onto my cock. “Take my cock, you little slut. You are such an insatiable little whore. Always hungry for cock, aren’t you?” “Yes, Miss, I’m your slut,” he would grunt.

Legendary Japanese Pornstar Masaki Koh Dead At 29

Bradford Matthews — Mon, 20 May 2013 17:30:23 +0000

Japanese pornstar Masaki Koh, arguably one of the most inspirational and legendary Asian stars in recent history, has died at the age of 29. Although the official cause of death has yet to be announced, Koh’s partner, Tien Tien, revealed the performer had several surgeries last month from a ruptured cecal due to peritonitis.

Appearing in his first hardcore gay scene in 2009, Koh had starred in hundreds of gay titles since and quickly became a role model for gay youth struggling with sexuality in the traditionally conservative Japanese culture. Unlike many of his fellow Asian performers, Koh lived openly and embraced his work in the sex industry by opting not to have his face censored and appearing at live events in Taiwan, China, Thailand, and Paris.

A gay Fleshbot fan in Japan writes in about the groundbreaking work Koh had accomplished:

A rarity in the Japanese gay porn industry, he was a very vocal person, not afraid to show his face and be proud of his sexuality. In an industry when many performers still ask to have their faces blurred or covered up, he was one of the few men in recent times to become a full-fledged star. He was even commented on in news articles, and was featured in Japanese pop star Ayumi Hamasaki’s video for “How Beautiful You Are”, which featured him kissing another man onscreen, still a rarity in the Japanese media.

Many in Japan are very shocked by his death, not only because he was so young and handsome, and outwardly so healthy, but because of his friendly and open personality, which made many of his look up to him as a sign of a more positive future for gay men in the country.

I was hoping for a long and happy career for him, so it is a big shock to me that he’s gone.

Here is Ayumi Hamasaki’s video for “How Beautiful You Are”, starring Masaki Koh:

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Sex And The Somnambulist

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 20 May 2013 17:00:32 +0000

What is sex like for a sleepwalker? We're not talking about sexsomnia, which we've seen in hyper-stylized action. Is there a chance that Maria Yasnaya here could be eaten out so well that she falls asleep and awakes in an orgasmic trance? Has that ever happened to you?

Are You Wearing Panties, Eva Longoria?

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 20 May 2013 16:30:09 +0000

Look, when you have to check your legs, you have to check your legs, even if you're on the red carpet at Cannes! We can't fault Eva Longoria for anything. Perhaps she should've ran a quick mental checklist on her outfit, but she probably had a lot on her mind! She certainly doesn't have a lot on her crotch.

Mothers Making (Arguably) Bad Decisions

Florabel Mulvaney — Mon, 20 May 2013 16:00:23 +0000

We normally turn to them as bastions of goodness and truth, gentle beacons lighting our path through the murky woods of life. But sometimes we turn to them for their MILFy tits and questionable taste in fuck-dudes, and hey, that's cool too. Because a doggystyle MILF-bang is illuminating in its own right.

Muscle Stud So Horny He Hardly Needs To Lift A Finger

Neil O'Hare — Mon, 20 May 2013 15:30:38 +0000

Some dudes are just so hot they should never have to work for anything—they should just sit back, look hot as balls, and serve as a beacon of beauty (and cum) for the rest of us.

Xtube user The_X_File is one such stud. With his furry chest, rippling abs, and thick uncut cock, he’s pretty much a vision of all that makes dicks hard and jaws drop. Aside from some light nipple play, he hardly has to pull on his dick more than 5 times before it shoots a huge load all over said abs and furry chest. Minimal work for maximum payoff, there’s something we could get used to.

Big cumshot on a hairy chest and abs (Xtube)

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Prurient Interest In Henrik Purienne’s Work

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 20 May 2013 15:30:36 +0000

It's been quite a while since we first encountered Henrik Purienne's photography, but we haven't forgotten his style. Who could forget the sight of a hot semi-naked babe freakin' up on an old computer chair? Not us. Not with our obsession of ergonomics.

Dorothee (InFocusGirls)

Moritz Alexander — Mon, 20 May 2013 15:00:56 +0000

Emilia Clarke Is Not Amused With Your Bathtime Interruptions

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 20 May 2013 14:30:21 +0000

Ah, now this is the "Game of Thrones" we know and love. The last time we saw Emilia Clarke naked was the end of season one; it's been ages since she's graced us with her presence! And better yet, she's brought a happy hooker playing Blind Man's Bluff as well as more hot sex that quickly turns gruesome for the unlucky man.

We Wanna Give A Minute Or Two To Give Much Respect To Cara Delevingne

Jennie Gruber — Sun, 19 May 2013 22:30:45 +0000

· Via Fashionising (fashionising.com)

Red! The Color of Alice Barlow! Black! The… Color of Alice Barlow!

Jennie Gruber — Sun, 19 May 2013 19:00:46 +0000

From soap star to British Voice contestant, Alice Barlow is proving to be a double threat, which may explain why she appears here in red and black panty sets. Honestly at first we thought she was two different girls, which goes to show you either Alice Barlow's duality/versatility or something about dark colors and photoshop.

Candice Swanepoel’s Eiffel Tower

Jennie Gruber — Sun, 19 May 2013 18:00:38 +0000

We love the Eiffel tower on Candice Swanepoel, because it makes us think of the Eiffel tower as an enormous vagina looming over the people of Paris. We do sort of wish the tower were upsidedown so we could imagine it as a V laying across Candice Swanepoel's vagina. And then we could imagine Candice Swanepoel's vagina as an enormous vagina taking over Paris!

Rear Window

Jennie Gruber — Sun, 19 May 2013 17:00:55 +0000

If you had a beautiful house in the countryside, wouldn't you fill it will gorgeous femme dommes and slaves in perfect fetish gear? And if you were playing in your home in the countryside, wouldn't you put on a show on the off-chance that someone in a cowboy hat was lurking around your property and peering in through the window?

Freja Beha Erichsen’s Armpit Star

Jennie Gruber — Sun, 19 May 2013 14:30:46 +0000

Everyone knows the star tattoo is the millennial right of passage - it's the butterfly tramp stamp for the alt set. But while many ladies have chosen to get nautical stars on their forearms or feet or bellies, Freja Beha Erichsen has one on her armpit.

Men.com Puts Their Only Black Performers In A Prison Cell to Fuck Rocco Reed

Bradford Matthews — Sat, 18 May 2013 00:54:33 +0000

Yesterday, we learned one of Christian Wilde’s major fantasies was having sex in the back of a moving car. Today, we learn the one major fantasy Rocco Reed is just dying to make happen. After being diagnosed with Chronic Bottoming Obsession, Rocco Reed’s last final wish is simple: To be fucked by four horse-hung black dudes. In a prison cell.

We have to admit that watching Rocco Reed get totally slaughtered by Lawson Kane, Castro Supreme, Paulo Thiago, and Brett Johnson‘s giant black cocks is pretty satisfying, but we also have to arch a massive eyebrow at the context and setting of of “Rocco’s Fantasy.”

via Men.com:

His latest scene, “Rocco’s Fantasy”, is Men.com’s most hardcore scene of the year with Rocco stretching open his hole for 4 big black dicks including the epic 13″ big black dick of Castro Supreme! The jail cell fantasy features Rocco as the gangbang bottom for 4 hard and horny thugs thrusting their boners hard and deep into Rocco’s submissive mouth and ass!

A jail cell. Really? You have four black dudes gang-banging a white bottom, and you choose to put them in a jail cell? Couldn’t you have at least made them prison guards?

We love a good jail cell fuck, but for a site that doesn’t feature a wide range of black performers, this may not have been a very wise decision.

What do you think?

· Watch Rocco Reed get gang-banged in “Rocco’s Fantasy” at Men.com (Men.com)

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Dig In: Watch and Learn How to Give the World’s Greatest Rimjob

Bradford Matthews — Fri, 17 May 2013 21:04:12 +0000

We’ve seen boys get fucked with some pretty weird things. From cucumbers to foosball tables to feet and fists, we’ve seen pretty much everything except the kitchen sink. (Though we wouldn’t be surprised if Raw Fuck Club released a scene tomorrow where Jesse Balboa is fucked literally by an entire kitchen sink.)

Of all the different ways you could poke and prod a perky little butt, the most naturally beautiful, and arguably the tastiest way, is by fucking it hard with your very own tongue. There isn’t a bottom on Earth that would tell you differently.

Sean Cody‘s Taylor is totally with us on this one, too. Right after spit-lubing Adrian‘s hole, he dives in face-first and spends a few good minutes working it over with some deep tongue thrusts. This is Adrian’s first time getting fucked on camera, and judging by the the way he screams like he’s on a roller coaster, repeatedly yelling “oh my god, oh fuck, oh my godddddd….”, we’re guessing he liked it.

So spread those cheeks and dig in. If you really want to put a big smile on your bottom’s face, this is how it’s done:

· Watch Taylor fuck Adrian for the first time at Sean Cody (SeanCody.com)

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Nasty Pig Launches Spring/Summer Lookbook, and You’ll Want to Fuck Everyone In the Ad

Bradford Matthews — Fri, 17 May 2013 17:30:02 +0000

Wouldn’t New York City be so much more fun if everyone were a Nasty Pig model? Think about it—no tourists, no homophobes, no fashion disasters, and most importantly, everyone would constantly be shirtless and working out at the park in peek-a-boo jockstraps.

The NYC-based clothing brand has launched their 2013 spring/summer video lookbook, called iamNASTYPIG, and for three whole minutes, you can pretend that this is the world we actually live in.

“Anything can happen on a hot New York summer day,” said Nasty Pig CEO David Lauterstein, “and we wanted to capture the energy that buzzes through the streets and inspires us to create. Our collection for Spring/Summer 2013 is bold, colorful and adventurous – just like all the crazy New Yorkers we worked with on this lookbook, and our amazing customers.”

The video stars Fleshbot Boyfriend Matt Camp (who probably smelled like hot leather and sweat during filming), Mambo the pit bull, Frankie Sharp, Roze Black, a handful of other club kids whose names you can’t pronounce, and some hot dude getting pumped on playground equipment (not even sure who that is…but he’s fucking hot!)

Oh yeah, and everyone is wearing Nasty Pig clothes.

· iamNASTYPIG (Vimeo.com)
· Original music “iamNASTYPIG” by Chad Jack vs. Nasty Pig (Soundcloud.com)

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It’s Not Beach Season Until You Cum in the Sand

Neil O'Hare — Fri, 17 May 2013 15:30:56 +0000

With beach season kicking off soon, you may be looking forward to some summer fun hanging with your squirrelfriends in the sand. But it’s not really summer until you spill a load to the sound of crashing waves. It’s true, we read it in a book somewhere. Might have been a sex shop, but whatever. That’s where we learn all our life lessons.

You can do it on your towel, in the water, you can even try out that trick you’ve been working on all season that involves a Corona bottle and one very lubed up asshole. Whatever the case, take your inspiration from our favorite beach-tasitc wanker Xtube user Punknine.

We’ve seen him whip it out on the beach before, we’ve even seen him projectile cum in the middle of a busy sporting goods store. If he can do it, so can you. You can do anything you set your cock to, we believe in you!

Go forth, and careful of getting sand in your crack.

megasquirt xxl beach wank cum (Xtube)

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Sex Is More Fun When It Doubles As Exercise

Neil O'Hare — Fri, 17 May 2013 15:30:39 +0000

Not that exercise is fun. Unless you’re a meathead and you think fitness is a total blast—then good for you. But why would you drag yourself to the gym when you can have sex and do Pilates at the same time?

We’ve seen some workout fucks before, with accessories such as an oversized inflatable ball and an at home gym. But these guys don’t even need all that. All they need is a bed and some light stretching beforehand so they can really work their legs (in addition to all those other parts, of course). Let them be an inspiration to us all—if you don’t feel the burn, then you’re probably not doing it right.

Dominant Top Fucks My Hungry Cumhole (Xtube)

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Two Is Fun But Three’s An All Out Party

Neil O'Hare — Thu, 16 May 2013 21:30:48 +0000

Don’t you just love a double feature? We’re especially partial to the ones where two dudes have a hot butt-fuck before a third guy joins in for a spitroast sequel. They just don’t make movies like they used to.

Xtube user Yourmammalikedit (no comment), brings together a couple horny friends for a festive summer roll in the hay. First he plows his bubble butt bottom buddy with a fervor before we cut to an all out spitroast. And what’s a summer party without a little barbecue?

fucking a hot ass bubble butt boy (Xtube)

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Shit Is Getting Downright Dirty In Dominic Ford’s “Sweatbox” Premiere

Bradford Matthews — Thu, 16 May 2013 20:30:32 +0000

Well that didn’t take long!

We posted the teaser trailer for Dominic Ford’s newest series “Sweatbox” yesterday, and before we even knew it, the first of the “top secret” project’s six scenes had already premiered. We’re guessing it’s just so good that Mr. Ford couldn’t keep it in his pants. (And we’re totally cool with that.)

We had more questions than answers after watching the trailer, but thankfully, we’re starting to get a better sense of what to expect during the next five weeks.

According to Dominic Ford, “‘Sweatbox’ is a six-week series that explores a darker, dirtier side of DominicFord.com.” Fuck. We’re already sold. Sadly, the series isn’t set to Middle Eastern beats like we hoped it would be, but the dark corners, shadowy figures, and fog plumes pouring out of glory holes are so much better.

Bryce Evans stars as a towel boy in this underground sex club (hence “Sweatbox”), and like every good porn taking place in a seedy basement, he’s getting fucked by almost everyone in the room. On a fucking stage in the center of the club.

Dominic Ford says:

Soon, though, his eyes begin to wander and he finds himself exploring the dark rooms of the sex club seeing what is happening. He comes across a lot of people and finally decides to suck of the huge cock that is coming out of the glory hole. An intense sex scene follows in the foggy darkness of the club. Who belongs to that cock? It’s Jeremy Stevens, who fucks Bryce in the center of the club on a stage. What other scenes will Bryce find along his journey? Who else is in the club? This story has only yet begun. Watch all 6 episodes unfold at DominicFord.com in 2D and jaw-dropping 3D.

Side note: Is Bryce Evans real? We assume so, but he has to be wearing a fake chest plate, because there’s no way that body is real. Right? Right?

And here’s the trailer, in case you missed it!

· Watch Jeremy Stevens fuck Bryce Evans in “Sweatbox” Part 1, only at Dominic Ford (DominicFord.com)

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Naked Sword Makes All of Christian Wilde’s Fantasies Come True In “Into the Wilde”

Bradford Matthews — Thu, 16 May 2013 19:30:33 +0000

Now that he’s officially popped his ass cherry with one of the biggest dicks in the industry and fucked the most popular CockyBoys exclusive in every room of Jake Jaxson’s house, what more is there for Christian Wilde to do??

Well, here’s something: Apparently the “sex-crazed” stud has a few more fantasies he’d like to live out, and Naked Sword‘s brand new series “Into the Wilde” is aiming to satisfy them all.

First up, Christian’s backseat fucking fantasy with Brandon Jones. We suggested this whole “getting a city tour while having your ass drilled” thing when Corbin Fisher did it in Las Vegas, but we didn’t think it could actually be this hot. Who knew?

Director mr. Pam says:

It’s two hot boys in the back of a moving van, fucking like there’s no tomorrow in front of the city’s most famous tourist sites! It’s San Francisco like you’ve never seen it before (unless you’ve seen a double-cum shot on the Golden Gate Bridge, that is!). One fantasy down, three to go…

A double cumshot on the Golden Gate Bridge? We’re sure it’s been done before, but never like this!

If we’re to assume that the next two episodes (and Christian’s next two fantasies) are going to be much hotter than the first, then what the hell are they?! These guys obviously aren’t afraid of public nudity, so we’re hoping for a lot more where this came from.

Maybe a double cumshot on top of the Golden Gate Bridge? Consider this a challenge, mr. Pam.

· Watch Christian Wilde fuck Brandon Jones in the backseat in “Into the Wilde” Episode 1 (NakedSword.com)

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Adam Wirthmore: This Week’s Hottest Little Cock Slut

Bradford Matthews — Thu, 16 May 2013 17:30:22 +0000

Meet Adam Wirthmore, the scruffy stud we’re naming hottest little cock slut of the week. He’s grown from a timid (yet bossy) bottom into a full-fledged cock-sucking pro since debuting at sites like ChaosMen, On the Hunt, and Next Door Studios, and after more than three years of taking some pretty big dicks on film, he’s finally on his knees in front of Angel Rock.

Adam seriously needs to teach a class on bottoming, beginning with the areas he’s most skilled in: Eye contact, and staying rock-hard throughout the whole sesh. There’s nothing sexier than a bottom that actually wants to get fucked, and nothing says “I actually want to get fucked” like a helicopter dick.

Honestly, when is the last time you saw a bottom have this much fun?

· Watch Angel Rock fuck the hottest little cock slut, Adam Wirthmore, at Extra Big Dicks (ExtraBigDicks.com)

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Our Boyfriend’s Uncut Dick Is the Stuff of Dreams

Neil O'Hare — Thu, 16 May 2013 15:30:30 +0000

We’ve been pinching ourselves, and it’s really true. Our boyfriend is back—and his thick, glorious dick is just as drop dead gorgeous as ever.

You may remember Xtube user Hungfitlad from one of our favorite jerkoff scenes of all time (or not, if he left you unconscious). Well, he’s back and this time he’s busting his dick out of some red sweatpants before milking out a big load across his hairy chest.

Is it just us, or do his pubes hint that he might be a ginger? Just when you think you know someone, they continue to surprise you.

Me wanking in red joggers (Xtube)

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Dominic Ford’s Sweatbox is Coming. Are You?

Bradford Matthews — Thu, 16 May 2013 02:18:11 +0000

Please remind us to thank Dominic Ford for that brilliant slow-mo ass sliding up and down two dicks at once. It has truly made the world a better place.

This hot shot is coming to you straight from the trailer for that “top secret project” Dominic Ford has been working on recently. It’s a series called “Sweatbox” starring Bryce Evans, Jeremy Stevens, Tate Ryder and Sean Duran, and if it’s anything like the trailer, it will hopefully be set to some sensual Middle Eastern (or South Asian?) beats. Nothing says “come fuck me” quite like this song.

WHO IS SITTING ON THESE DICKS, and whose dicks are they? (It’s not too hard to figure out if you know your pornstar tattoos…)

We don’t know much more than what’s in this trailer for now, but here’s something to look forward to: Bryce Evans learned how to piledrive!

Really hard shoot today. @dominicford taught me how to do the piledriver. I almost passed out! But it was a lot of fun. Can’t wait to see it

— Bryce Evans (@BryceEvansXXX) May 7, 2013

· Check out Sweatbox when it launches this week, only at Dominic Ford (DominicFord.com)

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Blowjobs Are Better with the Right Accessories

Neil O'Hare — Wed, 15 May 2013 21:30:34 +0000

And we’re not talking about Fleshlights, cockrings or rubber gloves (although all of those are great too).

For Xtube user Knobjobber, cocksucking is more than just a hobby—it’s a way of life. On top of looking dashing in green, this edition’s recipient is rocking some choice accessories, which for some reason we associate with serious road bikers. The elastic strap holding sporty sunglasses behind his neck, the yellow rubber wristband, we really feel like we know this guy.

This guy’s cocksucking experience runs so deep, dick’s cum on command. On his face, of course.

hottie (Xtube)

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Here Comes Summer, and Two New Jocks for Helix Studios!

Bradford Matthews — Wed, 15 May 2013 17:30:14 +0000

The summer season is synonymous with jock season, so it’s only appropriate that Helix Studios waited for the warm summer months to introduce two new jocks into the usual rotating cast of manicured twinks. We love twinks just as much as the next guy, but damnit, we need some muscle every now and then!

Here are the two studly boys joining the Helix team. On the left, tatted muscle bottom Jimmy Clay, and on the right, beefy hung power top Connor Maguire. Fuck! They look so manly hovering over these twinks—we just want them to beat their chests and punch someone in the face!

And don’t forget this new(ish) guy, Kellan Parker! He’s only had one scene released, but it looks like he’s due for more and they look pretty promising.

Jimmy’s first scene with Helix, “The Storm,” has yet to be released, but Connor just rolled out his second for the site. Check out both below and tell us: Will these brand new jocks make you a brand new Helix fan??

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· Watch Connor Maguire pound Casey Tanner at Helix Studios (HelixStudios.net)

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· Watch Connor Maguire fuck Blade Woods at Helix Studios (HelixStudios.net)

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What Goes Up Must Come Down

Neil O'Hare — Wed, 15 May 2013 15:30:33 +0000

Everything we know about physics we learned from watching amateur porn. True story. Friction, velocity, gravitational force—we see all three at work in this video alone. Learning is just more fun when there’s semen involved, don’t you think?

Xtube user ILIKEDINOSAUR generates heat and energy sliding his hand up and down his dick until the forces combine to propel his cum high into the air. Of course, watching it rain down from above is our favorite part, and just so happens to involve observing the cumshot carefully and on repeat. Man, we love science.

Go figure…More cum (Xtube)

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François Sagat Dramatically Announces Retirement at the Magic Kingdom

Bradford Matthews — Wed, 15 May 2013 01:06:44 +0000

But didn’t this already happen? We assumed famed French pornstar François Sagat was finished with porn after that horrific zombie flick where he puts his mutilated zombie penis in a dying man’s open chest cavity, but we guess not!

It’s official now. François Sagat is retiring from gay porn, and he’s delivering the message from the most magical place on Earth, surrounded by children. Serving face in the Magic Kingdom may be even more dramatic than that wacky retirement announcement video from Harry Louis, but we guess it works.

In a message posted to his personal site, Sagat says “I do not plan to make porn again. No regrets. Just new goals.”

What are François’ new goals? Will he be a fashion designer? Will he be a zombie again? Will he be a zombie fashion designer? We need to know!

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Connor Kline and Austin Wilde Play Basketball, Fuck, Pose for the Most Iconic Image of 2013

Bradford Matthews — Tue, 14 May 2013 23:48:20 +0000

Behold, the photo that could be the Most Iconic Image of 2013. It’s only May, but this photo of Austin Wilde‘s dick tickling Connor Kline‘s asshole has all the components necessary to become the Most Iconic Image this year, and probably the Most Iconic Photo Ever Taken.

This Guys In Sweatpants update may be the hottest yet, and I’m so glad I learned to love Connor Kline before this happened. If you’re still hung up on that giant Lady Gaga lyric stretched across his shoulders, it’s officially time to get the fuck over it.

This is the hot fuck session that happened after Austin and Connor’s basketball game. We’ve spent the last week talking about basketball in gay porn, so we’ll spare you. Just know that Connor Kline and Austin Wilde totally just beat Doug Acre at the best basketball sex scene ever.

And while the photo above is easily the best, these aren’t so bad either:

· Watch at Guys In Sweatpants (GuysInSweatpants.com)

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Riding Dick Sure Beats Taking the Bus to School

Neil O'Hare — Tue, 14 May 2013 21:30:19 +0000

There’s no waiting around on the street corner, squeezing in next to the pudgy girl from math class, though there are a lot of bumps in the road. Oh, also you have a dick up your butt, so there’s that.

So yes, okay it’s a hell of a lot better. Whoever had as much fun in school as this ripped bottom does mounting the see-saw?

Lil mix boy wanted to ride me (Xtube)

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Summer Is for Outdoor Cumshots

Neil O'Hare — Tue, 14 May 2013 20:00:42 +0000

A lot of people think warm weather calls for outdoor sports, picnics in the park, or boat rides across the harbor. And that’s all fine, but it’s not really summer until you take your dick out to play in the sunshine and shower the earth with cum.

Xtube user MuchoHarding (great name) knows just how it’s done. Choose a secluded spot in an otherwise totally exposed outdoor location, whip our your johnson, and pull until you can’t pull anymore.

Bench boner (Xtube)

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